Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love

It's okay to be absurd, ridiculous, and downright irrational at times; silliness is sweet syrup that helps us swallow the bitter pills of life

My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you’ll notice.

I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u...

I’m a lover, not a farmer.