Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
Stop draggin' my car around.
You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production.
Let's hunt him down
and shoot him in the head
Let's beat the crap out of Saddam
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)
I think I farted again, I made people leave
Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try
My name is... (What?) my name is (Who?) my name is (tiki tiki)
I must confess I paid for these (paid for these)
There's somethin' gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you can name that object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I
Like a surgeon, hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time.
F**k you, the number f**k you
If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
Oh, she'd hit me with a rock
Grandpa he's a pornstar
He's an internet cyber stud
Grandpa he's a pornstar
Check out his little butt
He's on Geritol
He's shooting blanks, 88 years old (oh)
Oh, Girls they Wanna Have Lunch
Oh, Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch.
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
Everything you know is wrong
Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big bird's on the run
So Don't Download This Song
The record store is where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don't Download This Song
